Flesh Off

Ah, Flesh Off. If memory serves, this is a Festival of the Carnivore. Of succulent musculature expertly rendered from once living creatures. So many creatures, so many recipes.

Preparation and presentation are on display, respecting the noble creature under the knife while crushing our opponents with the meagerness of their offerings.

Chef H is a Master with an intimidating presence. His skill is known to all as his victories show. But he has grown lazy and arrogant. Flesh will be his downfall.

At one with the Flesh, Mad Oilman will sink his talons into Flesh and with wings unfolded take Flesh to lofty heights unknown.

When asked about his chances, Mad Oilman responded "I am Confident. I will Do My Best."

Musical accompaniment by either Judas Priest (Bringing the Goods, which I will) or Lamb of God (Song 6 on the CD. Lamb, flesh, need I say more?). A game time decision.